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Season 4

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• S04E24 Prostitutes and Gelato 05/14/07
• S04E23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 05/07/07
• S04E22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 04/30/07
• S04E21 Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous 04/23/07
• S04E20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) 04/16/07
• S04E19 Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) 04/09/07
• S04E18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 03/19/07
• S04E17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 02/26/07
• S04E16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 02/19/07
• S04E15 My Damn Stalker 02/12/07
• S04E14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 02/05/07
• S04E13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 01/22/07
• S04E12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 01/08/07
• S04E11 Walnuts and Demerol 12/11/06
• S04E10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln 11/27/06
• S04E09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 11/20/06
• S04E08 Release the Dogs 11/13/06
• S04E07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 11/06/06
• S04E06 Apologies for the Frivolity 10/23/06
• S04E05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 10/16/06
• S04E04 A Pot Smoking Monkey 10/09/06
• S04E03 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress 10/02/06
• S04E02 Who's Vod Kanockers 09/25/06
• S04E01 Working for Caligula 09/18/06

Season 3

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• S03E24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 05/22/06
• S03E23 Arguments for the Quickie 05/15/06
• S03E22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 05/08/06
• S03E21 And the Plot Moistens 05/01/06
• S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 04/24/06
• S03E19 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 04/10/06
• S03E18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 03/20/06
• S03E17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 03/13/06
• S03E16 Ergo, The Booty Call 03/06/06
• S03E15 My Tongue is Meat 02/27/06
• S03E14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 02/06/06
• S03E13 Humiliation is a Visual Medium 01/23/06
• S03E12 That Special Tug 01/09/06
• S03E11 Santa's Village of the Damned 12/19/05
• S03E10 Something Salted and Twisted 11/28/05
• S03E09 Madame and Her Special Friend 11/21/05
• S03E08 That Voodoo That I Do Do 11/14/05
• S03E07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 11/07/05
• S03E06 Hi, Mr. Horned One 10/24/05
• S03E05 We Called It Mr. Pinky 10/17/05
• S03E04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 10/10/05
• S03E03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 10/03/05
• S03E02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 09/26/05
• S03E01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 09/19/05

Season 2

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• S02E24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 05/23/05
• S02E23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 05/16/05
• S02E22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 05/09/05
• S02E21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 05/02/05
• S02E20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 04/18/05
• S02E19 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise 03/21/05
• S02E18 It Was Mame, Mom 03/07/05
• S02E17 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! 02/21/05
• S02E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 02/14/05
• S02E15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 02/07/05
• S02E14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 01/31/05
• S02E13 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair 01/17/05
• S02E12 A Lungful of Alan 01/03/05
• S02E11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 12/13/04
• S02E10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 11/29/04
• S02E09 Yes, Monsignor 11/22/04
• S02E08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 11/15/04
• S02E07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 11/08/04
• S02E06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 10/25/04
• S02E05 Bad News from the Clinic 10/18/04
• S02E04 Go Get Mommy's Bra 10/11/04
• S02E03 A Bag Full of Jawea 10/04/04
• S02E02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 09/27/04
• S02E01 Back Off Mary Poppins 09/20/04

Season 1

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• S01E24 Can You Feel My Finger? 05/24/04
• S01E23 Just Like Buffalo 05/17/04
• S01E22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 05/10/04
• S01E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 05/03/04
• S01E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 04/19/04
• S01E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 03/22/04
• S01E18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 03/01/04
• S01E17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 02/23/04
• S01E16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 02/16/04
• S01E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 02/09/04
• S01E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 02/02/04
• S01E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 01/12/04
• S01E12 Camel Filters + Pheromones 01/05/04
• S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 12/15/03
• S01E10 Merry Thanksgiving 11/24/03
• S01E09 Phase One, Complete 11/17/03
• S01E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 11/10/03
• S01E07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 11/03/03
• S01E06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 10/27/03
• S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 10/20/03
• S01E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 10/13/03
• S01E03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 10/06/03
• S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards 09/29/03
• S01E01 Pilot 09/22/03

Episodes

• Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 03/19/12

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• Chocolate diddlers 03/19/12

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• Kissing Abe Lincoln 03/19/12

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• Who is this Vod Kanockers? 03/19/12

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• Thanks for the I*********e 11/07/11

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